that’s the noise pigs make.
but it’s strange because I don’t make that noise.
although I like to say it.
just for fun.
why do I have webbed feet?
well. I can’t really answer that.
I think I’m part frog.
but DNA tests for amphibians don’t exist yet
so that question will remain unanswered
a crown atop my head
and a robe around my shoulders.
but being royalty isn’t everything it’s cracked up
because being king
is all about being popular
and I’m not popular.
4. chicken drumsticks
I drown my sorrows by eating chicken drumsticks.
it’s just what I do.
I’m thinking about them.
people think it’s trendy to say uwu
but that’s dumb.
but I want to be trendy
so I say uwu.