Fwd: Better Luck Next Time

Dear prospective applicants,

It is our pleasure to inform you that Early Action and Early Decision deadlines have been moved up three (3) days. All official material must now be submitted by October 29th for the sake of our convenience.

Please be understanding.

Love,

The College Board

PS: you — yes you in particular — don’t have enough extracurriculars. You can’t expect to get anywhere like that you lazy freeloader.